#I'M MARRIED

[lenawarmest]

o oddyseus em love in paradise

[linklover222]

I HAVE SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[finneroo]

Today I got married to the best person on the planet, my best friend Charlie 🌻

[bloomstudioart]

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, BITCH

@psychicvoidtale @stevenrudboys

I wowi iu

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[d0t-net]

Guh

guys

guy I got married

I proposed to my friend at lunch with a ring I made from

From plastic wrap

And

And she said yes

And now we terrorize this homophobic kid in our class

(we aren't actually like dating or anything we're just friends but I love her platonically 😻)

[the-one-who-waits]

Important news... (I guess)

I am now married! @nikita-leshy is an asshole and I don't understand them, or how tf we got married in the first place. If anyone was there please explain how tf this happened to me.

[wolfieisacat]

BY GOD I'M MARRIED

[thebowlercapfairy]

Wish I could scream my feelings from my guts like Mia Goth as Pearl, but I think I atrophied those muscles with years of being the quiet kid

[ixzacc101]

heheh me and husband :3c

RAHHH!!!!!! MWHAWWNANNQWMWNA

[junipersberries]

Slashers, clowns and middle aged men: exist

Me:

[raytorosguitarstrap]

STEP ONE OF TUMBLR MARRIAGE DONE 👍

-have each other mentioned as husband/wife

WOOHOOO

[izvmimi]

tanjiro posting today i see

i'm NOT i reblogged ONE beautiful art (for the second time) and answerd ONE ask

[nyx-allyster]

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[ihatemakingusernames]

Is your spouse into feedism at all?

He's more into it because I am but he's presently working towards 300-315lbs

[aliteraryprincess]

let’s just say that I’m that guy in Austen who would take you to Brighton and indulge

.....what?

Honestly, I can't think of a single good guy in Austen who would take a woman to Brighton...so make of that what you will.

[dahairoman]

I'm at a new gig, one of my coworkers is an absolute bombshell of curly hair and today she confessed to have a crush on one of our trainers that legit looks like Alfalfa from Little Rascals 10 years later. Every girl in the group agreed, and 1 hour later she proceeded to fall asleep in his lesson.

The point of this post is, those dudes that say "hot girls will only go for alpha macho assholes" have 0 idea what women are actually attracted to, but tbh, the whole thing is pretty flabbergastling...